Nerds Recoil in Horror at Thought of Exercise

I just had to post this. It’s just… well… just click the link. I came across it at some terrible site with far too much advertisement. But seriously, who needs to be on their computer while working out? Even stranger, is how anyone who is working out has the free hand to do complex tasks. Plus, at $60 plus S&H, why not just get a wireless mouse+keyboard combo. It’ll work a hell of a lot better than the Workout Mouse. I want to know how many people actually buy this thing. Oh well, people are stupid. Read the FAQ, and you’ll see that the questions that people ask must have come from a diseased monkey. “Can I really see my computer monitor when I’m not seated directly in front of it?” Uh… what? “When I plug my MP3 Player into the 4-Port HUB, I get a message stating something like ‘This Device won’t work very good with the 1.0 USB format’, or something vaguely resembling that.” Well, I don’t know about you, but my MP3 player has done very little good. I mean, when was the last time it saved a baby from a burning building, or donated to charity? Okay… I’m done bitching. And I leave you with The Master Sword. (1.5 months of forging to make that… I want it)